allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

deeersh:

expeditionlore:

deeersh:

AHHHH
OKAY
DONE REBLOGGING FAUN MAKEUPS

AHAHAH

you make me want to try it  XDlol

YOU TOTES SHOULD
I’LL REBLOG YOU TOO BABBU

My sis and I are planning for me to do that kind of makeup for halloween this year~~~ (she’s WAY better with makeup than I am hahah)

I just may try Darsh XD I will have to go through my makeup and try XD I will wait for Finny to get home.

deeersh:

AHHHH
OKAY
DONE REBLOGGING FAUN MAKEUPS

AHAHAH

you make me want to try it  XDlol

Damn it Dew

That is it, damnit. no  more food porn on my dash!!! Gahhh.. now I want one mega huge burger and I can’t have it because Ia m at work..

You are evil you know that…

Reblog if you would date a trans person

slytherin-swag:

I’m being told no one would by a teacher. I’d like to prove her wrong

If I wasn’t already head over heels for my wife. XD

datcatwhatcameback:

squigly-pony:

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

CRYING

Only in Canada.

I WANT TO GO TO CANADA!!

idontcare654:

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

Story of my life

idontcare654:

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

Story of my life

breadzepplin:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

when you’re writing and you come up with that one fucking killer line

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I love it when my writing and I are able to work together in such harmony

deeersh:

princess-mosh:

fuckyeahywf:

sunshinebutts:

jebbybean:

thesunwillsetonthis:

stellavee:

theofficialariel:

nobodylovesringostarr:

completelyfrozen:

kristoffman:

iwasbornwithglitterinmy-veins:

imagine-ever-after:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

February Kiss… damn. That’s actually not bad. 

May Ferro Rocher

March Beef…
Well, it’s a male prostitute so…

July Blueberry Greek Yogurt 
Hot

July SalmonI wouldn’t be very rich with that name. Maybe July Rice

September Dick

December Poptart
hell yeah look for me on the streets.

April Biscuit

December beefaroni reporting in

May Potato 

January Chocolate

June Doritoes:T

January Cheese Bun
….

September Lays.

deeersh:

princess-mosh:

fuckyeahywf:

sunshinebutts:

jebbybean:

thesunwillsetonthis:

stellavee:

theofficialariel:

nobodylovesringostarr:

completelyfrozen:

kristoffman:

iwasbornwithglitterinmy-veins:

imagine-ever-after:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

February Kiss… damn. That’s actually not bad. 

May Ferro Rocher

March Beef…

Well, it’s a male prostitute so…

July Blueberry Greek Yogurt 

Hot

July Salmon
I wouldn’t be very rich with that name. Maybe July Rice

September Dick

December Poptart

hell yeah look for me on the streets.

April Biscuit

December beefaroni reporting in

May Potato 

January Chocolate

June Doritoes
:T

January Cheese Bun

….

September Lays.

death-by-lulz:

My sister and I have a headcanon that Jane is Belle and the Beast’s grandaughter.

and I think this further proves our point…

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Which would explain why she understand Tarzan, he sort of reminds me of Beast in attitude…. he is sort of a Beast… hmmm. I like your headcanon. 

I agree. Professor Porter said that she got her wild stories from her mother. Belle had wild stories, which turned out to be true, just like Jane’s story about Tarzan was true.

This must be shared, with EVERYONE!

SCREAMS

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